Caught with my pants down.

We arrived early
to snatch
fourth row seats.
Right up front
is where I want to be, I told her.
I stood up
to head to the bar next door.
She was squealing,
your ass...YOUR ASS...
your pants...pull them up.
Not sure which was worse
the theater's view of my ass
or her squealing.

I wanted to be invisible
I left with my head held high.